Black Friday has come and gone.
As has Cyber Monday.
I have shopped.
Until I've dropped
A bundle and a half.
Now I’m singing
The IOU Christmas Blues
Dashing through WalMart
With a three-wheeled shopping cart
Midst the checkout throngs
I charge with all my heart.
Bells on registers ring
Making shoppers crass
Oh what fun it is to be
In debt up to my…credit limit.
Master Card! Visa, too!
Discover’s the way to buy.
Oh, what fun it is to pay
For Christmas in July.
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